Kansas City Shuffle

When casinos use electroencephalographs and trans cranial magnetic stimulation to influence card games or when someone defines a word and ruins poker for everyone.

Man: “ Damn, did he just pull a San Francisco sidestep and bankrupt a bunch of casinos?”
Other Man: “ Nah, That was a straight up Kansas City Shuffle.”

by Crucially Dreaming April 16, 2023

Buck Shuffle

The act of performing bloody anal fisting in the truck bed of a 1980’s Chevy Silverado inside the dealership service lane while the solo of freebird by Lynard Skynard plays out of the singular working speaker in the truck.

“Calm down girl, we still gonna buck shuffle when we get there”

by Husky Johnson Beaver Retriever May 9, 2023

muddy shuffle

Your mid shit and you realize theres no toilet paper so you have to go get it

Bro i was taking a shit and there was no toilet papper so i had to do a muddy shuffle

by Fennel8263 July 15, 2023

eskimo shuffle

The eskimo shuffle refers to an iconic dance move in eskimo culture during the late 1700's. Eskimos would freeze their hands together behind their back and would chase after penguins in what was considered the antartic's first push towards global sporting recognition with their proposal to the olympic games getting rejected under the claims that it was more of a dance and less of a sport. The eskimo's, obviously distraught over the sheer lack of respect to their culture banded together and set out to destroy their fierce rivals at the time. The Jamaican jig had a much wider spread of influence and mass appeal to those with restricted access to penguins and was their number 1 competition in achieving global recognition through the eskimo shuffle.

look at that person do the eskimo shuffle in the club, hes crazy with it

by realeskimoshuffle July 20, 2023

masheeshka shuffle

when your girlfriend walks in on you while masterbaiting and you ejaculate onto a shish kabob.

super bowl Sunday I invited

my girlfriend walked in on me while doing the masheeshka shuffle.

by here.kittie.kittie.0 July 26, 2023

Fulham Shuffle

The art of luring a prospective partner to bed, often with over-dramatic implications of an epoch-defining sexual encounter, before abruptly changing course and either 'shuffling' out of the situation or using it as leverage to make previously unclarified demands.

So called because of its avid use amoung the people of Fulham.

Popular additions include pretending to pass out (If in doubt!), claiming apparnet surprise at your partners intentions or making exagerated claims about your own morality. e.g. Not before i'm married!

Added points are available for 'shuffles' acheved later into a given encounter and for gaslighting the individual into believing that expectations of sex where delusionally created by them.

Chin 1: I saw you leave with Tanya last night. Any action?
Chin 2: Nah bro, she fulham shuffled me. Hard!
Chin 1: How so?
Chin 2: I wasnt that interested tbh but she spent all night talking about how she gives the best blowjobs and she couldnt wait to show me.

Eventually we got to mine, we kissed a little and half naked on her knees looking up at me with my cock in her hand she goes. 'What!, you think we are hooking up! I'm not that kind of girl. Arrh, men are such pigs!' and storms out.

Chin 1: Damn bro, you got shuggled hard!
Chin 2: Thats not even the worst of it. She's been messaging me all day asking when I'm taking her on a date!
Chin 1: Ha ha ha! You have to stop dating Fulham girls, they crazy!
Chin 2: Preach!

by Curious Beast August 31, 2023

C-Note Truffle Shuffle

When a fat white kid, crip walks past you with a female outside...

If I ever see Herman C-Note Truffle Shuffle with his younger sister, I'm gonna push his fat ass into parking lot traffic, film it, and show it to my dealer.

by ForbiddenRamen September 26, 2023