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Nevada Shuffle

The Nevada Shuffle is when a male and usually a female have sexual intercourse while the female is having a seizure.
Person 1: Babe you wanna do the Nevada Shuffle
Person 2: JAHSDGBHSJDBFAGHBNFDSHAJKSHNFSDAJIKOMF
by GregorySnitzlefart June 13, 2024
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Ashkenazi shuffle

An Ashkenazi shuffle is when someone employs high verbosity and obfuscative language in an attempt to bewilder or confuse their opponent in an argument. It can involve using complex language, irrelevant details, or tangential arguments to divert attention from the central topic or to make it difficult for others to follow the discussion. It can be perceived as a form of intellectual manipulation, aimed at gaining an advantage in a debate or discussion, often characterized by a style that resembles a rhetorical dance, where clarity and directness are intentionally obscured. Especially in a way that the user deems to be characteristic of a Jewish person.
"Instead of providing straightforward answers, the politician engaged an Ashkenazi shuffle, leaving the audience confused about his stance on the issue."
by Canyon Writer July 8, 2024
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Shuffle Nugget

When you sell your legs in order to afford a puppy, but you don’t own a wheelchair. You then have to shuffle your way around, therefore becoming a Shuffle Nugget
by HopperTouchesKids September 18, 2021
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Colombian shuffle

An epic game of ring-around-the-holesy.

When in missionary or doggy position, going back and forth between a hole every pump. Named after how Colombian gangsters shuffle- one batch of cards in the front, then some in the back, then in the front, then in the back.
by Escort Services Rock June 6, 2024
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shuffle the buffalo

When I can't sleep, I shuffle the buffalo and doze right off
by Unlikely Hero November 29, 2013
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Shuffle

Shuffling is a procedure used to randomize a deck of playing cards to provide an element of chance in card games. Shuffling is often followed by a cut, to help ensure that the shuffler has not manipulated the outcome.
Please shuffle the deck of cards so that they are randomized.
by Hero32455 July 13, 2020
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kidney shuffle

Occurs after a long night of drinking and is often coupled with a hangover. Characterized by a general aching sensation in the lower back area, particularly around the kidneys.
"Man, last night was a shitshow! I got so drunk and I think I made out with the horse. I'm paying for it today, I've got a nasty hangover and I am doing the Kidney Shuffle."
by gimpy2552 April 18, 2008
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