tap sitting

The act of sitting on a beer tap, in so far as it goes inside your rectum. It can be performed with a standard pressurized beer tap but often times, without one available, a hand tap may be used.

My friends older sister had to be rushed to the hospital once because she went tap sitting on one of those big sam adams taps that her boyfriend stole from some bar.

by tapsitter November 4, 2008

Daddy Sitting

a form of baby sitting performed reluctantly by the father that is rarely accepted by the mother

Husband: "Don't worry dear. You go away for the weekend with your girls. I'll be fine daddy sitting!"
Wife: "what did you just say? Looking after your own kids for one freaking weekend shouldn't be hard work!"
Husband: "Whatever!"

by Joe's Problem Is Joe October 15, 2008

The Spitting Dragon

During intercourse in the doggy style position, you simply pull out, spit her on the back so she thinks you just came, when she turns around, blow it in her face

The spitting dragon

by KasperReinkeGG December 5, 2015

Shifting

Dumbass shit thats just lucid dreaming, but dumbfuck astrology bitches swear it's real.

Shifting:
"Did you know that you could Shift into a different reality by doing ______?"
"Those are the same techniques used to Lucid Dream dumbass"

by SuGonDees April 13, 2021

Sitting Bull

A sexual move that occurs when a woman in menstruating. While doing the woman from behind, the man sticks two fingers into her vagina and smears the blood across his own cheeks like indian war paint. Similar to "The Pocahontas."

Did you know that Sarah was on the rag? Hell yeah! I stuck my fingers right deep in her and wore that shit like Sitting Bull!

by Big Big Salaam October 4, 2011

skitting

to move quickly around a surface.

"My food is skitting all over the plate."

by KatieMorag July 30, 2016

Bank shiting

Where someone usually a neohippie goes into a bank pulls down there pants and shits. It is done as a protest against the evil economic system that keeps people in poverity and brainwashed into believeing that it's the only way to live and see life as materialistic.

John is bank shiting.

by Deep blue 2012 April 21, 2010