A cross between a crunchy and metrosexual person... a buff, earthy guy that gays as well as hot women are attracted to. These guys enjoy the finer things of the earth... like smores and Dom Perignon, live outdoor concerts that feature the cello, flugelhorn, clarinet and saxophone, and driving a Volvo SUV with Thule roof racks garnered with snowboards, mountain bikes and/or kayaks.
These nature boys return from hiking in the wilderness for 7 days and rebound by sculpting their hair with Serge Normant Promade that garners smiles from married women in the grocery store... then zoop zoop on to the house where they whip up Curry Bison Burgers accompanied by a tasty Seaweed Salad.
These nature boys return from hiking in the wilderness for 7 days and rebound by sculpting their hair with Serge Normant Promade that garners smiles from married women in the grocery store... then zoop zoop on to the house where they whip up Curry Bison Burgers accompanied by a tasty Seaweed Salad.
Dude #1: Yo dude, was that a vuvuzela that I just heard?
Dude #2: lol... not quite, the crunchy sexuals are having a huge throw down at Red Rocks Amphitheater this evening!
Her: Hey, what do you want to do this evening Mr. Crunchy sexual?
Him: nuttin' Honey Bunny... then I might just flambe' us up some Bananas Foster a'la'man
Dude #2: lol... not quite, the crunchy sexuals are having a huge throw down at Red Rocks Amphitheater this evening!
Her: Hey, what do you want to do this evening Mr. Crunchy sexual?
Him: nuttin' Honey Bunny... then I might just flambe' us up some Bananas Foster a'la'man
by vonchris7 September 7, 2012
Get the Crunchy sexualmug. by Cincosexual person October 23, 2018
Get the Cinco sexualmug. "Guys i have something to tell you"
"what's up?"
"i'm a shrek sexual"
"Same bro let's go have intercourse with shrek"
"let's go bro"
"knarley dude"
"what's up?"
"i'm a shrek sexual"
"Same bro let's go have intercourse with shrek"
"let's go bro"
"knarley dude"
by German Yoshi September 24, 2022
Get the shrek sexualmug. Having the sexual attitude like a brick: none.
Be aware to distinguish between brick sexual and sexual brick.
It is not yet known what happens when both of them meet each other.
Be aware to distinguish between brick sexual and sexual brick.
It is not yet known what happens when both of them meet each other.
"Dude , are you flirting with me? You should have known that I'm a sexual brick."
"You are my girlfriend and our sexlife is lame. We should work it out."
"Alex, there is nothing to work it out. I am a sexual brick. Sorry not sorry."
"You are my girlfriend and our sexlife is lame. We should work it out."
"Alex, there is nothing to work it out. I am a sexual brick. Sorry not sorry."
by Ina. February 27, 2020
Get the sexual brickmug. One who takes pleasure in anal play, otherwise known as butt sexing. Usually used in a derogatory manner to put one's (typically that of a heterosexual male) sexual orientation into question. In looser terms, it is used as a substitute for insults such as jerk or asshole.
by Drumrocker August 24, 2007
Get the Butt-sexualmug. A guy that dresses in gay clothes every day is metro sexual since he only does this because he thinks he dresses good,aka Tyler Holler
by MikeyB809 September 30, 2007
Get the Metro Sexualmug. A description of a person's attitude towards sexual activity that generally involves moving from partner to partner in a short timespan, or cheating, and is used to describe the activity when there is no other explanation.
Tim was in a relationship for two years, but his sexual ADD caused a return to his single status after a midnight rendezvous with Cindy.
by Cass Parker February 19, 2006
Get the Sexual ADDmug.