Santa

A creepy man that dose cokecaine on your childs willy on the 24th of december and then sleeps with your sister

Mom whats santa

Santa is a very creepy man

by Secret puma December 2, 2023

Santas

Scottish rhyming slang for testicles - Santa Claus/Baws (balls).

Argh, ye've only wellied the ball right into ma Santas ya bas.

by Shawyer August 30, 2007

Santas Bag

When you can see a males genitalia through clothing.

"I can see Brandon's sexy Santas Bag through his wrestling clothes.

by StacyTara March 27, 2009

Operation Santa Claus

Secretly placing tracking devices in 500 different gifts, then dropping them off at all the registered Toys for Tots bins in the State of New Jersey. Next, sit back and watch.

Operation Santa Claus was a slam dunk, since the tags wouldn't be discovered until the operation was over.

by Tin Man 8 October 30, 2022

Creamy santa

When you get fucked by a fat man and he makes a creamy beared for you

God i wish he could be my creamy santa

by Creamy santa January 21, 2017

Santa

Santa is a fat bastard that doesn't exist. He used to be called St. Nicolas and travels round the world delivering presents on Christmas Eve.

Look mum it's santa!!

by Tjasus December 29, 2018

Santa

Fake person that your parents tell you is real and comes once a year when it’s actually your parents and they want you to be 5 and think it’s real

*chrismas eve*Parents:Santa is coming tonight!You have to go to bed early.
Parents at 12 am:*Puts presents under tree*

by Therandombee November 27, 2019