Sucky Piece of Santa

An expression used when utterly disappointed about someone or something. Similar to Spleen Sucker, except it can refer to objects and situations.

Kelsey: Hunter what did you get me from Walmart tonight?!?!
Hunter: What did I get you? Nothing!
Kelsey: OH YOU SUCKY PIECE OF SANTA!!

by dan_gleewang January 22, 2021

Santa Cruzin'

Hiding under your jacket or blanket to smoke your dope.

What you doing under that blanket?

Santa Cruzin'

by OG Thug Wife January 8, 2025

Dirty Santa

When you fart on a fruit mince pie and slap someone in the face with it

I gave Mathew a dirty santa for Christmas last year I hope he doesn't return the gift.

by BigDaddy$ September 4, 2017

Dirty Santa

When you're in the backseat of your car and you don't want to bust on your backseat. You bust in the palm of your hand then slap her on the face. Causing a white beard on her face.

Joey was banging his Hinge date in the backseat of his cars as he was about to bust he realized he didn't want to stain his seats. He then made the decision to conduct a Dirty Santa on his Hinge date and his seats remained clean.

by The new Nato February 26, 2024

santas grotto

The love dungeon in which Santa often takes the elves and people on the naughty list for BDSM related activities.

1) Heard some really lots screeching from Santas grotto last night.
2) Not sure if the snow was melting around Santas grotto but I saw some fluids seeping under the door this morning
3) You seen the Ho ho hoe's coming in and out of Santas grotto? Damn, they would make me cum more than once a year.

by SilentDefiner February 7, 2019

Santa

A fat bitch who brakes into your house at night and grabs your mom, sister and wife back to the north pole

Oh shit, santa came to my house last night.

by Not about to yeet a child wym November 20, 2020

Santa

Santa is a girl's name in Latvia. The most loving girl. One of a kind. Treasure to find. Same name means "saint" in spanish, italian, portuguese and santa clause.

I just met the most loving girl in the world, named Santa.

by little flower April 3, 2021