dogwood sandwich

A type of sandwich. The maker has no idea how it will taste, and therefore of they don't eat it, the dog would. As expressed in For Better or for Worse.

I had a dogwood sandwich for lunch today, and it was completely gross.

by Cameo March 31, 2005

tomato sandwich

Marijuana, bud, weed, green, etc.

Friend #1: Hey K, do you have any tomato sandwiches?

Friend #2: Yeah girl, come over and we'll smoke.

by Rabid Frog August 5, 2009

sandwich

A substitution for any cuss word imaginable.

Give me the damn car keys you piece of sandwich!

by halohippomoose May 5, 2011

Shit Sandwich

A job offer in the Trump administration

Bob Harwood wisely avoided the shame and chaos of working for Trump. He wasn't going to eat a "Shit Sandwich"

by Trumptard February 16, 2017

cock sandwich

1- A moron, an idiot, someone who screws up a lot
2- a douchebag, an arrogant prick, someone who is cocky

The guy who dropped the ball is a huge cock sandwich.
That guy is a real asshole, he is such a cock sandwich

by MetsBallers.com September 9, 2009

Tuscadero Sandwich

A sandwich inspired by Happy Day's "The Fonz" and his girlfriend Leather Tuscadero. "Tuscadero sandwich" was a phrase Peter on Family Guy used in Season 1, to describe Fonz and Leather having intercourse. Some kids in New York decided to invent a literal Tuscadero Sandwich. It is served hot on a hero, with Roast Beef, Red Peppers and Provolone cheese. Kids in the western part of Suffolk County NY particularly Port Jefferson Station and Cold Spring Harbor prefer the Tuscadero on rye bread, with Russian dressing. Several other variants throughout the tri-state area are known.

Guy 1: "Eh, want to go down to the deli and grab a Tuscadero sandwich?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, just let's not do it on Rye like those wierd kids from Cold Spring Harbor."

Guy 3: punches jukebox

The Beatles Revolver starts playing

Deli Owner: "Ehh!!!!!"

Guys: "Ehhh!!!!"

by noo yawkur February 26, 2011

sandwich maker

A drug dealer.

"Don't worry man, the sandwich maker can get it for you, no sweat."

by Dickweed McGee May 3, 2014