Sand

Similar to dog water, a way of describing your friend who is totally incompetent and horrible at something

Yeah you see tom over there, he’s so sand bro

by Jeisosjwjzowjehd dhe July 29, 2021

Get the sand out of your poutine

“Get the sand out of your pussy” (stop complaining/being a bitch), but a softened version for Canadians

“Stop insulting Canadian treasure RJ Barrett, ey?”

“Dude, get the sand out of your poutine.”

by RespectableCanadian69 July 30, 2024

Reid sands

Whilst having sex, insert an instrument into your partners vagina and have her play “Twinlkle Twinkle” while cuming

Yo i fucked a guy last night and managed to do a Reid Sands

by Reid sands May 27, 2018

Sand

An exclamation used after an event or statement expressing dissatisfaction.

Person 1: "Dude you spilled your beer!"
Person 2: "Ah sand."

by Thor Ruler Of Space And Time November 6, 2017

deep in Aladdin's sand

Being overwhelmed with work or tasks that seem to never end.

Person 1: Hey you finish counting those tooth picks?
Person 2: No I'm deep in Aladdin's sand.

by Noztromo December 22, 2020

sand-phobia

A made up phobia for someone who doesn't like the mild inconveniece of having sand stuck to their feet.

Also see:

Pansy (Pan-Zee)
Nancy Boy (Nan-see Boy)
Pufter (Puff-ter)

Look how that guy pretends to have a sand-phobia.

by TheMuel May 16, 2020

Nigerian Sand Crocodile

The act of biting off a girl's labia and proceeding to blend it with garlic salt, and beer battered cat, and marinating your penis in it

The school slut did a Nigerian sand crocodile the other night, she is now dead

by Blonde_Pubes696969 January 8, 2022