A synonym for someone who is a hater. Someone who hates on you, (or your outfit, hair, in a general conversation, etc.) or pisses you off. Can also be used as an alternative to f*** and in a joking manner.
Jimmy: “Hey, do you like my painting?”
Juan: “No. It looks like shit.”
Jimmy: “You’re a fucking salt shaker.”
Juan: “No. It looks like shit.”
Jimmy: “You’re a fucking salt shaker.”
by uɐǝq October 13, 2020


A playful way of saying “Don’t negatively impact something I enjoy”
I.E: Don’t ruin my vibe/ don’t burst my bubble
I.E: Don’t ruin my vibe/ don’t burst my bubble
You’re having a good time, but your friend is unhappy because they’re not having as good a time as you. “Hey man, don’t salt my jam!”
by morallymorbid April 5, 2025

An intimacy technique involving starting with less pressure than you think you need and increasing until it’s just right.
“She doesn’t really like it when I finger her. Says it’s too aggressive.”
“Bro, she’ll like it. You just have to salt to taste.”
“Bro, she’ll like it. You just have to salt to taste.”
by MilitiaP May 14, 2024

by bham69420 January 4, 2023

by DaREALman27 July 22, 2021

The act of having someone lick your (a native Virginian) sweaty balls after a period of intense sweat.
Stephanie really got the Virginia Salt Lick after we got home from a day of intense summer river rafting.
by Hoosier Daddy 574 December 17, 2022
