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reading

1. What boring people do to get more boring.
2. A waste of time
3. A way of knowing what films are about without actually getting the fun of watching the film.
4. A crap football team with a legend owner
5. The greatest rock festival in the world (see reading festival)
I'm reading Lord of the flies. What? Na it's shit.
by Sir Salty GoBadger III July 23, 2008
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Riding The H-Train

To ride the H-train

(offensive slang)
v. 1. to go to hell.

n. 2. the act of going to hell
"Hey jackass, why dont you start riding the H-train?!"
by Sdmoney44 December 20, 2005
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reading the tea leaves

The ability to tell the future from the examination of pubic hair deposited while " stirring the teabag"
"Mate! I've been reading the tea leaves after you were stirring the teabag. The outlook is dire!"

Or

After Dave was found stirring the teabag, his friends chose to do a reading of the tea leaves. Apparently a tall dark stranger was in his future.
by Ardet Malious November 6, 2017
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Horseback Riding

The gayest sport known to man.
Dude, check out Fruity horseback riding.
by not shadowgod August 18, 2009
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Riding the Lion

Term meaning "to smoke marijuana"

Derived from:
Marijuana aka weed
Dandy lions aka weed
Dude #1: Where's Bob tonight?
Dude #2: He's at home riding the lion
by glenjamin87 December 20, 2009
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reading therapy

a means of distracting the mind, as well as absorbing, facts and/or information. of course, for this to be of any use, it is helpful to actually LIKE to read; as well as have the ability to do so! (ie: dyslexia, etc.)

reading was useful to me as a youth when few would 'hang' with me. reading became my 'drugs'!! , granting me the ability to 'take a trip' into another world!

(note: recommended by mental health professionals!!, along with exercise!!)
i'm going to opt for some reading therapy tonight, i'm worn out from worrying!

put you out of my mind, with some reading therapy!
by michael foolsley December 15, 2010
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Reifinger

I just took a great Reifinger
by McPoopy McPoop July 25, 2012
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