Pump and Dump

When you and your girl are banging and midway have to poop. So you are sitting on the toilet in missionary, pooping together. The Pump and dump.

Last night Cindy and I were so drunk after B Dubs, we had to Pump and Dump afterwards.

by Catastrophic ASS Blaster July 30, 2016

Rusty Bike Pump

A sex position similar to a piledriver where the penetrating partner, instead of pushing down, pulls the receiving partner up by the hips while the receiving partner rests his or her shoulders on the floor. The motion resembles the motion of operating a bike pump.

Greg: You and Jillian get it on last night?
Jake: Hell yeah, I rusty bike pumped her.
Greg: Nice.

by endofhighsociety March 26, 2009

fuck me pumps

Stripper heals that you wear while you are having sex!

guy: could you take off those fuck me pumps, they hurt like hell

girl: harder, harder!

by courtney mike jones December 1, 2007

Pump Yer Maw

An insulting phrase used in glasgow, quite possibly in other scottish cities too.

Pump: verb. To have sexual intercourse.
Yer Maw: noun. A slang way of referring to another person's mother.
Pump Yer Maw: To have sexual intercourse with another person's mother.

Past tense:
"Awwww mate, ah pumped yer maw last nite"

Present tense:
"Awwww mate, am pumpin yer maw right now"
(possibly talking on the phone)

Future:
"Awwww mate, am gonnae pump yer maw the nite"

by HAC May 17, 2006

one hump pump

A woman who is so fat that when you are getting it on with her you only have to hump her once. Her fat keeps her jiggling for long enough to make it seem like you are still fucking

Man, last night I was with a one hump pump. I left after one hump and she was still shaking when I left 4 hours later!

by maz33 May 3, 2008

Jersey Fist-Pump

A silly rhythmically challenged dance done only by stupid gel-headed ginzos while contemplating rape at clubs.

Did you see that scumbag jiggling the Jersey Fist-Pump?

by Matthew Pryce August 7, 2006

a yard of pump water

1.Some one who is very tall and skinny.

2.something that it is coming at you with force.

1.The celebrity had lost so much weight she had become like a yard of pump water'

2."They come at you like a yard of pump water. It's difficult to writhe out of the way"

by Bob Bobby Bobson June 12, 2008