Couch Pussy

The space between two cushions on a couch.

Bro my girl was being a prude the other night so I had to settle for that couch pussy.

by RNDRPS November 24, 2017

Couch

The best. Very loud. Super extravagant

I just got this weed from ol boy. Shit couch than a mothafucka

by Bdawg19112 June 21, 2021

Couch Drumming

When one person is lying on their stomach on a sofa and another person starts smacking their ass-cheeks like bongo drums.

I was watching tv when Tyler snuck up and starting couch drumming me.

by Urbanymous February 18, 2020

couch potato

someone who is at home any time they are on a bed

Anywhere is home to a couch potato as long as there is a bed in the vicinity.

by ARealBedPotato January 3, 2020

Couche tard

Vagina poo, a smelly discharge from a woman's vagina, from being a gas station slut..

Stacy had a weird aroma, I think she may be a have couche tard from "working" at Wawa for many years.

by Mike458gt June 16, 2023

Couch Potato-ness

The act of sitting on the couch and being in such a state that even theories regarding cosmology and engaging pastimes, such as fencing, lose their appeal in lieu of induced TV coma, abnormal snacking and fantastically long power naps.

Justin rather enjoys his couch potato-ness, but only on the weekends.

by Webes00 July 23, 2010

mini couch fucker

Not unlike a couch fucker; however, the individual prefers intercourse with smaller couches.

Hey mini couch fucker! Try this one on for size!

by Burritowang May 14, 2016