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Im the captain now

when you cum in her eyes and kick her legs in then shout I'm the captain now
Oi bitch im the captain nowwwwww
by africanman69 December 26, 2020
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Submitted! And now we wait.

When you are done writing a definition for Urban Dictionary, you press the "Submit!" button at the bottom of the screen and then you will be met with "Submitted! Your definition will be reviewed soon.) and then you start waiting. Just like how I am gonna be waiting for this definition to appear on Urban Dictionary right now after I finish writing it.
Dave: Yes! I did it! Submitted! And now we wait.

Bro: Yo what are you going on about over here man?

Dave: I just submitted a definition on Urban Dictionary. Now we play the waiting game and wait for it to appear.

Bro: Oh. Well, that's cool. Anyways I'm gonna go now, have fun till then I guess.

2 WEEKS LATER

Bro: Yo you still waiting man?

Dave: Yes, I am still waiting bro. I am gonna check right now and see if my definition is here- YES IT IS LES GOOO!!

Bro: Ah, it appears that your definition has made it onto Urban Dictionary!

Dave: You betcha! I can't believe it man it only took like 2 weeks- hold on I have 0 likes but 4 dislikes? But my definition for Skibidi Toilet was so cool!

Bro: Wait, that was what your definition was about? Well uhhh.. I am just going to go now. Really really far that is. And when I mean far, I mean really really really really far.
by ComputerWorld January 16, 2024
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Monster Hunter Now

A mobile game that was released to encourage fat fucks to get off their asses and go outside.
Guy 1: Hey man I just downloaded Monster Hunter Now.
Guy 2: Good, you need the exercise you fucking beach ball.
by The_Violator702 September 27, 2023
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All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!
All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!
by Me - failure April 1, 2022
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i could make a joke right now

When someone wants to make a dirty joke but doesn't say it and leaves it to the listeners imagination.
Arisa: *Eats a hotdog*

Reg: "I could make a joke right now."
by lemonpopeanuts March 27, 2023
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Now Boys

Those that want to be cringe, and try and get someone to work will say 'Now Boys' before asking them do to things
"Now Boys, Lets do this..."
by JTAYT March 16, 2021
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