Arse Torpedo

To defecate with such force, it explodes out of your arse.

DON’T GO IN THERE!!! I just launched an Arse Torpedo into the toilet bowl!!!!

by DeeKay Heads November 20, 2021

Arse duster

Someone intent on sucking up to you no no matter what the cost.

Dave was a right arse duster today

by silkdriftwood November 22, 2014

arse pharmacist

some one that cures arse pains after anal sex

tom had anal sex so he got his arse pharmacist to lick it better

by that guy that defies shit June 19, 2011

On his arse

A male (female version is on her arse) who is very drunk, to the point where they need looking after, and is probably being sick or can’t walk .

He was on his arse, fucked off tequila

by Ambergumna6891 October 19, 2019

Fag my arse

The want to put a penis in your ass

I wanted to fag my arse yesterday.

by Drew Jace 2003 October 31, 2019

squeeky arse

Squeeky arse:
To walk in public following rectal intercourse (aka anal) and waddle/not walk properly indicating a problem with your anus.

Friend 1: "hey look, he's got a squeeky arse"
Friend 2: "yeah, recon he has just taken it?"
Friend 1: "deffo, and recently aswell"

by Sextoys2U July 21, 2024

arse warm

The state of an object being warm having been sat on and/or warmed by an arse.

"Could I borrow a pen?"
"Sure. It's a bit arse warm."
"I'll ask somebody else."

by No Name Johnny December 20, 2005