Barack's first name

An unsolvable riddle that puzzled leading scientists and inventors for millions of years equivalent to the Obamas last name conundrum. Scientists have officially labeled it a "tough nut to crack"

Person 1: "Do you know what Barack's first name is?"
Person 2:" w h a t?"

by https://docs.google.com/presen October 8, 2019

Whats the cribs name?

Another way of asking what the address is.

Yo John I heard you were throwing a party. Whats the cribs name?

by Unkniw873 February 10, 2022

Cocky Name Boaster

A moron that thinks they're very special by defining their own name on Urban Dictionary with a definition to describe how awesome they think they are.

All these Cocky Name Boasters on Urban Dictionary spamming up this website.

by GorillaMike713 June 17, 2017

brand name whore

A person who wears brand name clothing (usually with huge logos attached to it) and is willing to pay ridiculous amounts of money for the type of clothing they wear. They are usually worn by smelly fat kids who wear contacts and swears a lot to try and look more appealing and boost their ego to girls who never even bother to look at them.

"Look at that fat kid wearing the Quicksilver sweater sitting here with no friends around him."
"Yeah, what a brand name whore!"

by AstroBlue June 12, 2006

J name theory

J name theory is that any guy who's name starts with a J is complete crap and you shouldn't date them. Ask your friends. Very few guys with a name that starts with a J is worth anyone's time.

Hey do you remember my ex, J____?

Yeah, wasn't he a piece of crap?

Yeah!!!

Doesn't that just prove the J name theory?!

by Bbop2789 December 24, 2015

Brick (male name)

Brick is usually a very smart, but very...special...or "weird" guy. He is also usually very funny and lovable. Brick usually looks for something new to try and a new talent to have. (Bricks are NOT the datable type, they are the BFF type)

girl: "Brick (male name) is at the library again"
girl 2: "of course"

by kattkittywebster October 28, 2010

this dude named michal

This dude named michal used to ride motorcyle.

This dude named michal is like the best.

by TheBaddestBitchPeriod October 23, 2020