More Cougarness

When she’s older than you and her birthday just happens to be the day before yours.

Johnny is so in love…he doesn’t even think about that one day if More Cougarness

by Johnnysinlove December 9, 2023

More Cougarness

When you’re dating a woman that’s older than you and her birthday is the day before yours; that special 24 hours.

Johnny was so in love that he didn’t even think about that one day of More Cougarness.

by Johnnysinlove December 9, 2023

More Cougarness

When you’re dating someone who is older than you and their birthday is the day before yours; that 24 hours.

Johnny was SO in love with his girl and just smiled when he realized his girl would have a day of More Cougarness.

by Johnnysinlove December 9, 2023

I’d rather a good horse that’ll walk to the river, than have to buy 2 bad horses that will ultimately cost more in the long run

This is a common olden saying that was said a lot back in the olden days. I think I heard someone say this one time awhile ago. You'd rather have a horse that could walk to the water, than two horse that'll cost me more in the long run.

Man that reminds me of the saying "I’d rather a good horse that’ll walk to the river, than have to buy 2 bad horses that will ultimately cost more in the long run"

by PPHal December 12, 2023

Feels Like I Just Can’t Take No More

It's like my insides have cut out again
Tongue-tied, I live life, but just don't fit in
So I

Guess I should tell you now
Guess I can play it down
Don't you watch the latest telly?
Guess I can burn you down
Guess I can tell you now
That I am less than ordinary
Didn't every word I say come true? (True, true, true)
Funny how you thought it seemed it's you (You, you, you)
Looking back it kind of threw me too (Too, too, too)
How 'bout you?

Feels like I just can't take no more
Always heaven's at my door
Feels like I just can't take no more
Honestly I hit the floor

I said too much but I'd say it again
Words do collide when the motives are thin

I guess I could mend a cut
Guess I should keep it shut
Guess I've had that one too many
Guess I could write it down
Guess I could shout it out
There's a twist in every story
Didn't every word I say come true? (True, true, true)
Funny how you thought it seemed it's you (You, you, you)
Looking back it kind of threw me too (Too, too, too)
How 'bout you?

Feels like I just can't take no more
Always heaven's at my door
Feels like I just can't take no more
Honestly I hit the floor
Feels like I just can't take no more
Always heaven's at my door
Feels Like I Just Can’t Take No More
Honestly I hit the floor

by Gothic Miscreant December 19, 2023

No more paper?

When you need to print something but you realise you have ran out of paper

Oh no!
Is there No More Paper?

by cool dogs eat December 16, 2022

more than besties

Someone, likely of the same sex as you, who is more than a best friend and more than a bestie. You have to commit to certain actions and emotions to be considered more than besties. This includes but not limited to sharing of embarrassing NSFW pictures, and a mutual feeling of love and a feeling for wanting to be together all the time for your bestie. The most likely reason for being more than besties but not entirely together is that your best friend is taken.

person 1: you're my bestie
person 2: but we're more than besties, I love you.
person 1: ilyt <3

by oofman420xd December 23, 2022