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Matt Labarre

A gay pornstar who is most famous for his many role play videos involving a threesome between Gabe and Charlie in an english room.
Mrs. Mac: Hey Merideth did you see the Matt Labarre video?

Ms. Bickford: Yeah i fingered my self to it all night
by sportmatt69 May 20, 2009
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Matt Paras

A fat kid who carrys aroun a square luncg box all day.
Richard: Matt Paras is a fat ass.
Ryan: I know he will be lonely for ever!
Bill: I-)
by Not Richard January 22, 2008
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Matt Mazza

Matt Mazza is a term used to express one's fatness(also known as a Mazza). Matt Mazza is a fat fuck who eats linguini and stays on play station all day. Which is why people use his name as the definition.
God That guy is such a Matt Mazza!!! All he does is eat eat eat! What a no life!
by TookaTooka May 14, 2015
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Matt Damon

When you do, think or say something stupid, that was clearly avoidable.

From the movie "Team America - World police"
Its from the movie Team America in which the Matt Damon character only says "Maaaaaattttttt Daaaaammmoonn"

A usage example:
You fall over or you dont get a joke- "maaaatttt daammoonn"
Someone can also do a "Matt Damon" when the stupid thing is observed
by Leesa Tambo March 10, 2008
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Matt

Handsome guy who picks hair off couches.

Also known to turn into a fridge bear at night.
My couches look so good because I have a Matt.

Where are all the chips? Oh, we have a Matt.
by Lissa-berg February 28, 2010
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Manty

A fat object-usually a person. Such as a stupid teacher.

Or something you eat that is generally not meant for digesting-and it's huge/fat, such as a stupid teacher.
by Natali3 December 15, 2007
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matt schaub

a quarterback for the texans that kicks ass, yet he always looks stoned out his mind. so when some one looks like matt schaub, they are high as fuck. his last name can also mean a couple differnt things,

1. a badass.

2. something that looks good.

3. mistaken for shop, in andre nickatina "smoke dope and rap."
randy is such a fuckin matt schaub, he smokes way too much.

1. DAMN!!! look at that shaub.
2. ur car looks fuckin good, have you had it schaubed recently?
3. Ooh I'm high as hell from snorting that girl

Rush Mr. Cee so I could tie me up a curl

Out that shaub hoes do jock

See my Cutty in a rag I will drop top

See the freak on the block I think her name was Kim

Just stole her in the Cutty like Iceberg Slim

I said how you doin, my name is Dre Dog

You give me your number I'll give you a call

She said my hair looked proper as it blew in the wind

But I can't have her number 'cause I fucked her best friend

It's a pity I'm a nigga that just don't care

Except for my dope my money and hair
by luke gava November 5, 2009
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