Third person masturbating

To pleasure oneself in a mirror to a picture of oneself.

I walked into the bathroom to see Chad watching himself in the mirror jerking off to a picture of himself.. he was third person masturbating

by Professional ego striker January 4, 2025

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Mansterbation

1. Male form of masterbation
2. Jerking off
3. Whacking off
4. Beating it
5. Jacking off

Our police records show that you were arrested yesterday for public mansterbation.

by osiz February 8, 2010

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Mapsturbating

1) Obsessing over online maps to find the perfect route or trail you plan to use soon.

2) Wasting time exploring online maps to look at places you never expect or plan to visit.

1) That Shoeless guy sure spends a lot of time mapsturbating on his computer to find fun trails.

2) I know I'll never go there, but for some reason I spent hours mapsturbating at satellite views of Easter Island

by Greebo the Great October 24, 2014

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