Rule #17-If you see a twat in the wilderness, run away, no good can come from wild twat.(Or can it?)
Rule #34-If the twat says seriously, she redeclares herself a twat.
(These rules are not to by used outside the master twatsman, and the master twatsman inc.)
Rule #34-If the twat says seriously, she redeclares herself a twat.
(These rules are not to by used outside the master twatsman, and the master twatsman inc.)
by Juddsy Boges June 27, 2007
Get the master twatsmanmug. A lesbian. A girl who enjoys to carpet munch. But she is a serious lesbian, therefore, she is a fabric master.
by ckeezy November 11, 2011
Get the Fabric Mastermug. 
A man from Germany who killed a guy and chopped off his dick and ate it. The German band Rammstein wrote a song about this called Mein Teil.
by I am PANDA March 22, 2009
Get the Master Butchermug. The king of slack, taking pleasure on overdosing on Vitamin D(milking), white mustache, where’s the cookies, got milk. Synonyms: Sanwald
by Jeraco70 September 28, 2008
Get the slack mastermug. A Harem Master is a dominant male who maintains a Harem of sexually available young submissive females specifically for his exclusive sexual pleasure, taking steps to ensure the exclusivity, notwithstanding this the females may be bi-sexual with other members of the harem alone.
A Harem Master is often a BDSM Master, exercising both BDSM and sexual dominance over the harem, promoting competition between the females for his attentions and controlling contraception.
Exclusivity may be controlled by various means, not limited to, enforced nudity, collaring, chastity device, Obedience Cage, domain restriction and denial.
The Harem Master, typically maintains a hierarchy within the harem, often with one long term primary female usually having had children by the Harem Master, the females in the harem typically change after 3 to 5 years. At such times as a female is scheduled to leave, the Harem Master will arrange for the female to be married before impregnating her, leaving when she is pregnant.
A Harem Master is often a BDSM Master, exercising both BDSM and sexual dominance over the harem, promoting competition between the females for his attentions and controlling contraception.
Exclusivity may be controlled by various means, not limited to, enforced nudity, collaring, chastity device, Obedience Cage, domain restriction and denial.
The Harem Master, typically maintains a hierarchy within the harem, often with one long term primary female usually having had children by the Harem Master, the females in the harem typically change after 3 to 5 years. At such times as a female is scheduled to leave, the Harem Master will arrange for the female to be married before impregnating her, leaving when she is pregnant.
The Harem Master arranged the marriage of one of his harem before denying her contraception and impregnating her.
by Tiger-eye June 26, 2020
Get the Harem Mastermug. Those who not know who the master of disguise is doesn’t deserve to live on this plane of this existence, Robbie Rotten is famously known as the master of disguise,his disguises are so great a town population of 10 people can’t figure out it’s him also it’s a song he sang in Lazy Town
by Apples are better then oranges January 31, 2019
Get the master of disguisemug.