minecraft

a game about getting fucked hard in the ass by big bony aimbotters

friend 1: lets play minecraft
*pew pew pew*
friend 2: haha get fucked loser

by chuld molester July 19, 2024

Minecraft

A game where is 100% better than Trashnite. Minecraft > Trashnite.

Person 1: Do you want to play some Fortnite?
Person 2: What, No! I will not play Trashnite!
Person 1: Then what will you play?
Person 2: Minecraft.

by MiroBG April 28, 2020

Minecraft

Great

Let’s play the best game ever “MINECRAFT”

by Coochieman47ellisnev October 30, 2020

Minecraft airpods

To craft minecraft airpods, you need 4 iron ingots and a crafting table.
You may be able to wear them on your legs, but don't worry! That's just a bug. They look just like airpods!

I really can't wait to make myself some sweet, tasty, delicious minecraft airpods!

by 😂😂rix😂😐 November 23, 2021

Minecraft

the best game ever made

why is minecraft so good?

by linktr.ee/jsnap May 3, 2022

Let's play minecraft

When you give hot sloppies to the person who asked to play. After that it's a 3 hour hard-core anal session

Tim: hey Jim let's play minecraft!
Jim: are fine but only for a little. My girlfriend is getting suspicious of me

by Pk moist July 24, 2022

Minecraft Games

I'm not talking about Minecraft minigames like Bedwars, just so you know.
A semi-common misconception of Minecraft that typically gets used by adults.

Example: Students, please stop talking about your Minecraft Games.

by CitrusNilla February 5, 2021