spontaneous meat ejaculation

A spontaneous meat ejaculation is an unplanned and sometimes unavoidable ejaculation which occurs due to consuming a capacious volume of meat. The amount of ejaculate it produces is normally overwhelming when compared to normal ejaculations. It normally occurs 10-20 minutes after meat sweats begin.

Phil and Bruce finally broke into meat sweats at the All You Can Eat Meat Depot. They continued stuffing their faces, knowing full well they would eventually be experiencing a spontaneous meat ejaculation. They were happy they would be sharing this moment together.

by oscillation October 23, 2010

beat the meat flag

to masturbate savagely.

Time to go on RedTube and beat the meat flag.

by GEArSofWAr873 July 7, 2010

meat head

A term that is used to describe a male who is overenthusiastic about lifting weights and whose thoughts consist of athletics, blondes, and sports cars. Meat heads are unaware of the majority of the English language and often communicate with others by using phrases such as “bro”, “dude”, and “sweet”. The dead giveaway of a meathead is if their attire includes a sleeveless muscle shirt, athletic shorts, and a lanyard for their car keys. If you ever find yourself in a setting with multiple meat heads, be prepared for frequent high fives, chest bumps, and hand pounds.

What Up Bro! - A common meat head greeting

by Mike... July 22, 2006

Meat beaters

Meat Beaters are a hands. The reference is derived from men who beat the meat.

Friend 1: "Hey what's this?"
Friend 2: "What the hell get your meat beaters off my shit!"

by Mahogany March 16, 2007

meatball monster

A guy that is so jacked that his muscles refrain him from placing his arms at his sides. They often can be seen in groups at the gym where they lift together and flex in front of the mirrors. Their massive size can be very intimidating, especially for normal sized men.

Yesterday I was at the gym when a meatball monster threw a dumbbell through the ceiling.

by Robby Fresh April 11, 2008

Meat Glove

A Ghetto-ass hot pocket from the store down the block. It's kept refrigerated and never frozen because fuck you, that's why. You want one or not?

Dude, either get the meat glove or don't. Shit or get off the pot. Either you want one or you don't.

by convincing john October 26, 2016

boob meat

muscle surrounding the mammary glands creating the fleshy part of the breast

That's some nice tastin boob meat

by ginger_poo August 25, 2008