Matt Croft

The most talented, friendly, amazing pianist in Michigan. Is known for making the less musically talented more than a little jealous and deserves some type of God-like award for being awesome.
Matt Croft is GOD at everything musical/music related.
by dabestest2020 December 23, 2011
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matt vandenberg

A name attributed to an individual who deliberately annoys or interrupts official scorers at sporting events. Often someone who exhibits this type of behaviour suffers from “small penis syndrome”. Exclusion zones are often put in place to deter this behaviour.
Hey Jack gee the scorer is angry. Someone must have done a Matt Vandenberg to him.
by masterboom November 17, 2016
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Matt Kay

The most legendary guy in the whole existence of this planet.
OM- this is matt kay, we should keep it.
by catgirlqueen July 09, 2021
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Matt Brown

Co founder of "andys nan corp"
also Tizz Wozz
Ledge
Walks like an Egyptian
Hey... theres Matt Brown
Hi Matt
Hi guys!
by CattMarlie January 09, 2008
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Matt

A fucking pedophile. He only fucks girls that's age is on th clock. Gives good foot baths while he receives poetry. Secretly a wizard.
You're such Matt, why are there only girls 1-12 in your poetry class.
by sadboi666 February 03, 2019
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Matt

a real dude man bro man who makes children cry, supposedly getting fired, is a hippie and wears two different shoes, doesn't actually teach, but instead let's us play games about murder
literally anyone: I don't understand this question because you didn't tell me anything about it
matt: c'mon dude bro, mannnnnn just whip out the old textbooks and think.
by .mithrandir. June 18, 2017
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Matt

A big massive fuck up of a laddie that speaks to a different lassie every hour
“Did you here about Matt” “he spoke to 2 girls at once” “that’s just a Matt thing”
by Dingobopper October 23, 2018
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