master twatsman

The creator of the 43 rules of twatsmanship layed down for the ages.

Rule #17-If you see a twat in the wilderness, run away, no good can come from wild twat.(Or can it?)
Rule #34-If the twat says seriously, she redeclares herself a twat.
(These rules are not to by used outside the master twatsman, and the master twatsman inc.)

by Juddsy Boges June 27, 2007

Fabric Master

A lesbian. A girl who enjoys to carpet munch. But she is a serious lesbian, therefore, she is a fabric master.

Mary is definitely a dyke.

I know! Such a fabric master.

by ckeezy November 11, 2011

Le Master

The Master at stuff

That kid is Le Master at that.

by Andrew Le Master July 1, 2008

Master Butcher

A man from Germany who killed a guy and chopped off his dick and ate it. The German band Rammstein wrote a song about this called Mein Teil.

The song Mein Teil is about the Master Butcher.

by I am PANDA March 22, 2009

slack master

The king of slack, taking pleasure on overdosing on Vitamin D(milking), white mustache, where’s the cookies, got milk. Synonyms: Sanwald

Steve is a real slack master.

by Jeraco70 September 28, 2008

Master wu

When you bust in a girl's mouth and there is so much that it overflows and goes out her nose making her have a beard like master wu.

Yo I totally gave her that master wu after oral.

by Quandale dingle the pussy catc May 5, 2022

Nipple Master

The master of the nipple cripple.
Will happily nipple cripple anyone who the see fit, whether they are a stranger are not.
Has been arrested over 7 times for nipple crippling celebrities and/or politicians.

Obama: man I got crippled so hard last week my nipples leaked milk

Cameron: damn son, he must have been the nipple master

by TheNynjaBynja August 20, 2016