lock and leak

When you have to whiz and you're at a party or a public washroom where the lock is broken or is one of the locks where you don't know if its locked or not. Which puts your dick/twat on display while you're pissing to whoever opens the door to piss as well. Happens especially on toilets that don't face the door.

So you b(lock) the door while your (leak)ing or get a buddy to block the door.

Bob:Yo Steve, the bathroom lock is retarded and I have to take a piss.
Steve: Alright got your 6 o'clock, lets lock and leak.

by Slim Cognito August 31, 2015

Generational Lock

An epic level of focus and preparation so intense and legendary, it only surfaces once every few generations.

I'm engaging my generational lock to study 72 hours of material the night before my final exam, powered by espresso shots and zynachinos

by jj00nn April 25, 2024

This lock polshit

Ancient negative somalian frase.

Guy1: look at this funny harambe meme.

Guy2: this lock polshit

by Harambememesrfun December 11, 2016

chew locked

When your jaw hurts from eating too much. Usually due to mad munchies.

Dude I got chew locked last night at the buffet hard.

by Dabtillitslit December 12, 2016

Coffee Lock

A reaction to drinking too much coffee. The entire body becomes stiffened and taut, and every muscle aches. It is utter pain.

"Good god my whole body hurts...must be a coffee lock."

by Th3R0ach March 13, 2023

Loser Lock

A court ordered breathalizer installed to immobilize the ignition of a drunk loser.

I tried to take a chick home from the bar, but I couldn't get my car started because of my loser lock.

by Greg Chapman, Ben's Boss January 18, 2012

Vauxhall bike lock

When a person lies down amd another person does a shit across their neck. Aka The Cincinnati Bow Tie.

‘Brian fell asleep at the party and woke up with a Vauxhall bike lock!’

‘Ha ha - unlucky man!’

by SketKween November 18, 2021