Jason Branham

A dude that gets laid all the time despite his short stature.
Man Richard is a Jason Branham, he can't kiss the chick he just did without a stepladder but he keeps getting laid!
by Fubar AKA Bionic December 16, 2010
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Great Value Jason Momoa

Showing resemblance to the iconic actor Jason Momoa but lacking in substance. Typically used to describe a knock off version of someone of statue.
Look at that Great Value Jason Momoa, he can't even swim.
by RUHdog July 09, 2021
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Jason Mimosa

When you pour a mimosa down a man’s back and someone drinks it as it flows through his ass crack and drips off his taint and balls.
Studies show Jason mimosas are the drinks of choice among bachelorette parties and Marines
by Jason Mimosa September 14, 2023
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Jason Clair

The One and only, person that really gets it. He is very smart, does alot for others, pleases the lady's, gets along with most people and the rest just can't stand that he is so smooth, a fun mother fucker, knows what to do, says the right thing, if you need it he can find it, if you don't want to live a life that is bland and wórth nothing, then go find Jason Clair!
Today sucks, what I need is Jason Clair to come over and things will be so much better!
by Randalpho May 15, 2021
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Jason Arkz

Jason Arkz Stfu
by Maxius January 03, 2021
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Jason Patterson

A person who doesn't understand how Urban Dictionary works.
Don't you know that anyone can create a definition on the internet? Don't be such a Jason Patterson!
by Lirpa1579 May 06, 2024
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