Jason

Jason can pull any bitches and got no airbag in his car

This dude is a whole Jason

by Brehmonke August 2, 2022

Jason-ism

A term referring to how Jasons speak.

Examples include:
"She dummy thicc"

"Pause... big pause"
"if it ain't snowing I ain't going"
"He's gay for sure"
"Down bad"
"Aight bruh"
"Imma pull up"
"Lakers in 4"

"Hey Arianne, wanna learn some Jason-isms?" "Aight bruh"

by humd July 27, 2022

Jason

Someone who like feet a little too much

“Dam bro I saw him slurp all the toe cheese off Sabrina at the club, he pulled a jason!”

by Yefan2002 April 14, 2022

Jason

A short sexy young man that enjoys giving (and receiving head) from big black men

"He gives head just like a Jason!"

by The Niggar April 12, 2023

The Jason Sickness

A sickness only curable through sexual content with a Cameron. Symptoms can include coughing, vomiting, a fever or just a general feeling of illness. Best treated with anal or oral sex by the Cameron.

Cameron fucked The Jason Sickness out of me the other day - Jason

by Cam2000 February 6, 2023

Jason

A really clumsy but nice friend, who never sleeps. Also known as ice bear. Gets fired from jobs for drinking. Often kinda violent (couldn't hurt a fly but likes to yell). "He's 6ft", oooook jason sure.

"yoooooo that's what I'm sayinnn" -Jason

by anonymous September 25, 2021

Jasonism

A confident statement that makes up colloquialisms to articulate something others don’t fully understand.

That man is as strong as a wood-peckers lips. - Jasonism

by Doc Hudson November 1, 2025