Jade

The hottest person around / The best at everything and anything and is only one of one

“Jade is the baddest of all time and can’t no one compare”-motha

by Applejeans November 18, 2023

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Jade Stalk

(n.) Asian penis; Penis that invokes yang energy; Frequently used in Daoist sex techniques

Master Wu is a long time user of the dragon stroking technique for his Jade Stalk

by masterwu69 October 7, 2025

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JADE

"Accidently" hits people with a cane
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likes cats

JADE yeah that guy

by Josietrain April 29, 2022

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Jade

She is so hot you get a sunburn when she walks into a room. Thiccest thighs ever.

Teacher: "Jade it is your turn to do your presentation"
*Boy moves bag to his lap*

by AB0L October 8, 2025

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Jade-Lene is a beautiful person with an amazing personality she’s a great friend as well as a great girlfriend. If you ever come across a Jade-Lene in your life, you need to hold on to her and never let her go. Jade-Lene is a very energetic person who also loves her peace and quiet at times. Jade-Lene will always stick by your side through the worst of times and will defend you in any means necessary.

Jade-Lene is my favorite person

by Jade-Lene November 19, 2023

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