Jesse

Jesse is a Smart man, But in his free time all he does is watch anime which i dont mind, He's hot and funny! He always knows how to make everyone in the room laugh, Hes also the freshman that makes you eat shit when you messe with someone close to him, Make sure to keep Jesse close and never let him go.
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jesse

an amazing human being. an absolutely incredible human being. he’s the sweetest boy inna whole universe babyyyy🙈. he’s taken by someone <3
jesseeee is amazingggg💜
by maddddieeee November 02, 2019
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He is a guy who just wants to live life normally and play Fortnite while getting drunk. He drinks a lot of Monster Energy. Loves to have parents that don't hate each other or are going trough a divorce, but you can't have everything in life.

He has a big dick, but is probably gay so too bad ladies he will be destroying my butthole tonight ;).
Guy 1: Hey there is someone walking with loving parents!
Guy 2: Cool, it ain't a Jesse lol
by MrHysters July 14, 2022
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A slur for tall, skinny, white males
"Bro, that Jesse over there is terrible."
by DiscordZit December 28, 2024
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All Jesses are meant to spend their life with girls either named Amber or Hannah. Jesse is a sweet guy who can be inapropriate but takes it as a joke. He’s not super short but he’s not tall. He’s usually in a football team and one of the cool boys.
Jesse is so cool!
by Ape.basic November 19, 2017
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As a Jesse I can confirm this to be accurate. We love nikes, super picky about shoes. Nerds at heart, anything we feel strongly about we tend to be very stubborn. Can be too forgiving but for the right person thats okay. Loves sleeping in probably way too late, unless in the mood to be a morning person which is quite rare. Sense of humor heavily relies on sarcasm and horrible puns that make you cringe. Dosent like large crowds and can be seen as antisocial unless they are with friends in which case they dont shut up. We mean well although we say alot of stupid shit. We love a challenge, always.....
Bro that jesse guy is kinda odd...
by Potato_slapper October 07, 2019
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Jesse is edward from twilight, but i love him so much he's so handsome, so respectful, so desiring. If jesse told me to jump off a bridge no water i'd do it
by aleczlovesjesse March 01, 2024
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