Ed Syndrome

"the dumbest people on earth" a very rare condition in which people are always confused and they never understand anything. these people never laugh at jokes because their condition denies them from getting the joke. they'll always make you laugh because they're just soo dumb. usually common in the Sagittarius Zodiac sign. - Em

People: Ever heard of"Ed Syndrome" ?

Me: Yeah, ofc, my bff's have it. Zee and Kilsy are supa dupa slow.

by princessemily123 August 24, 2016

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sorry ed

overused phrase that is better left unsaid for the betterment of the group. often used in situations that are not deemed necessary. unwarranted use is often dealt with severly followed by pay up!

*earlier in bar*
Sara - nice to see you , sorry ed
*later in car*
Noid - I can't drive
Sara - I can drive
*repeat line above 3 times followed by 5 minutes of silence

by foug January 12, 2005

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Snowball ed

Someone who has short, round white hair that takes care of a secondary school in Liverpool

Who's that man over there? Is his name Pe-ta?
No it's snowball ed

by Chris Pajak March 24, 2021

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EDS

Sufferers often report having visions of Elon murdering their cats, and implanting chips into the brains of the writers of Huffpo. They used to like free speech, until he bought Twitter. They used to like electric cars, until... he bought Twitter. Elon lives in their heads rent-free, and there's nothing that he does that isn't above suspicion of right-wing conspiracy.

Hey, did you see the dual, simultaneous landing of Spacex rockets yesterday?

Mrmrmrmr, hate speech mrmrmr. Why would I want to drive a bluhhhh meh bubububb from a rich moron like that? Bluuuuuuh! Hate speech. Muskrat antivaxxer!

Dude, you should get that EDS checked.

by peksa January 30, 2024

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