Is a person who is so fat that they appear to be a pancake. Extremely, monstrously obese. A huge pancake expanse of flesh.
by Yourmomgay69696969696969 March 20, 2018
When someone (usually a woman) sits on your face or body for long periods of time in a dominant manner with sexual connotations
by rektx May 23, 2021
Baseball player: This human cat named mike had sex with my dad Bob and then made us feed him cabbage.
Baseball player 2: Oh he is my baseball coach he has autism, he runs around in the outfield when we are taking BP.
Baseball player 1: what a retard
Baseball player 2: Oh he is my baseball coach he has autism, he runs around in the outfield when we are taking BP.
Baseball player 1: what a retard
by Johnny Big Mac 1215 August 09, 2021
A human who is so cursed they live beyond the realm of normal society. They usually have very obscure habits and surround themselves with cursed energy. The reason for their existence is unknown and is great mystey which is probably not meant to be solved.
by 12FFEJ May 28, 2020
Being absolutely in love with someone of the opposite sex but there is an absence of sexual feelings.
Your best guy friend that you love to death but your relationship is strictly platonic would be a human crush.
by Salli Galindleton September 27, 2011
A friend who acts as everyones therapist without them knowing or without them wanting to, a person who has to deal with everyone's problems.
"Your my therapy human! "
by Booperdoopergirl November 08, 2019
An all purpose storage location within all humans. Generally used by video game characters with large inventories
by Ace Rodgers November 24, 2007