human killer

when somebody lies about everything for attention, they may lie about such things as killing people, being the number one kung-fu ist in the world, and also losing your virginity at the age of four

oh for fucks sake human killer is coming over

by piju2piufvwer July 6, 2009

human pouch

An all purpose storage location within all humans. Generally used by video game characters with large inventories

A: Dude, where did that gun go?
B: Shit A dawg, mans dun put it in his human pouch, yo
A: Word

by Ace Rodgers December 25, 2007

Human Pancake

Is a person who is so fat that they appear to be a pancake. Extremely, monstrously obese. A huge pancake expanse of flesh.

I saw a human pancake yesterday. Nasty!

by Yourmomgay69696969696969 May 14, 2018

Therapy human

A friend who acts as everyones therapist without them knowing or without them wanting to, a person who has to deal with everyone's problems.

"Your my therapy human! "

by Booperdoopergirl November 8, 2019

Human trash

A dirty, filthy creature known as Adolf Hitler

Adolf Hitler is human trash

by QueenieAUbaek January 31, 2023

Human Vibrater

When one has sex with an epileptic chick while having clap on clap off lights.

The clapping of her cheeks rapidly switches the lights on and off, giving her a seizure and creating a vibrating effect.

"Man, it was amazing using my new clap on clap off lights with Rebecca, she turned into a human vibrater!"

by SeaBass666 January 18, 2020

Human Beanbag

When someone (usually a woman) sits on your face or body for long periods of time in a dominant manner with sexual connotations

"I wish Lady Dimitrescu would use me as a human beanbag."

by rektx May 22, 2021