Alex Human

THE BIGGEST LEGEND ON EARTH

Yo man, I just pulled an Alex Human off!

Dude I saw! You're SUCH A LEGEND!

:)

by Kielan Croft. March 7, 2011

Human Sauce

The sauce in which has been made from humans. Ymmy

Pass me that human sauce for my wangs bröther.

by Yeetboi666 December 19, 2018

Human Crush

Being absolutely in love with someone of the opposite sex but there is an absence of sexual feelings.

Your best guy friend that you love to death but your relationship is strictly platonic would be a human crush.

by Salli Galindleton September 27, 2011

Therapy human

A friend who acts as everyones therapist without them knowing or without them wanting to, a person who has to deal with everyone's problems.

"Your my therapy human! "

by Booperdoopergirl November 8, 2019

human shoulder

A large sweaty mass of a person who's proportions make him/her resemble a walking, talking shoulder.

Rich, I can't take it anymore. The Human Shoulder's incessant whining and loudspeaker voice are driving me insane.

by zm July 25, 2003

Human Experience

The journey

" What are you looking for on Hing." H replied "the complete human experience"

by hakanoodles March 7, 2021

Human Cat

A person named mike who acts like a cat and preys on baseball dads

Baseball player: This human cat named mike had sex with my dad Bob and then made us feed him cabbage.

Baseball player 2: Oh he is my baseball coach he has autism, he runs around in the outfield when we are taking BP.

Baseball player 1: what a retard

by Johnny Big Mac 1215 August 9, 2021