Holding happiness hostage

Nah...

Hym "I think you're holding happiness hostage. 'You don't deserve to be happy unless you adopt one of the acceptable axiomatic frameworks of perception and if your refuse to do it I'm justified in cannibalizing you.' Is what you're really saying. No. Not doing it AND I'm not going to let you punish me for not doing it. I'll punish you for trying to punish me. You'll look like an complete idiot. I'll do the thing I was going to do anyway. Everybody wins."

by Hym Iam August 14, 2023

Holding up 0

Means the person is obsessed with Grant

Person 1: why you holding up 0?

Person 2: because I’m obsessed with Grant

by Dictionary’s Pet July 22, 2022

hold onto your panties

An expression from an Indiana man that is likely not a good fighter pilot.

The sac wanted Jason to come to the firepit but he was watching Top Gun and yelled out, “hold onto your panties!”

by Bobdonis November 13, 2020

I'm not holding on to you. I've got my entire knee.

I see you’re bored. You are so bored that you even look for meaningless phrases.

Tim: I’m bored. I’ll search “ I'm not holding on to you. I've got my entire knee.“.
Robert: What?

by Anomymus1362 November 22, 2024

National Hold Hands Day

April 13th

You will hold hands with someone National Hold Hands Day

by PlayboySins April 08, 2022

National hold hands day

On March 9th you try hold hands with as many people as possible

“Let’s hold hands”
“Why”
“It’s National hold hands day”
“Bet”

by Yejdbdnd March 08, 2022

National hold hands day

The day where you hold hands with whoever you can on March 9th

“Give me your hand”
“Why?”
“It’s National hold hands day”

by Yejdbdnd March 08, 2022