Fucktard

A douchbag, asshole, gaywad, shithead, or Ethan Lezcano.

That Ethan kid sure is a fucktard!

by Fuckin'Squirrel99 October 12, 2012

Fucktard

A complete retard who doesnt know what day it is or whats going on. Also says complete nonsense as if it was fact.

Dan: I live by heathrow and jet engines always fall in my garden.

Read: What the fuck are you talking about you Fucktard.

Dan: Dont know just thought i'd say something.

by cjp1992 October 15, 2012

fucktard

Fuck+retard=Fucktard

"You're a fucktard"

by DASPENZ October 27, 2012

Fucktard

Someone who says something so stupidly wierd, wild and untrue that you just can't fathom it or why they are saying it.

When he seriously said I was "watching CSI so I could get ideas on how to kill him", I thought, "Wow, what a fucktard!"

by potreroist June 26, 2012

Fucktard

A person that tires to pull a retarded prank, but fucks it up.

Person 1: Dude I tried to prank my Mom but I fucked up
Person 2: You're such a fucktard

by LennonxxJohanna June 28, 2012

fucktard

Someone who is useless, annoying and border line retarded.

Also can be used to define someone that fucks up all the time.

Jason is a fucktard.

by Doornail159 February 17, 2013

Fucktard

A contraction of Fucking Retard.

You're sitting in my seat , Fucktard !!

by Cabmerlot October 22, 2013