One trick pony

A prostitute who can only do one position.

Dave: was the prostitute any good?

Carl: nah, she was a one trick pony.

by EmoEmu_69 July 15, 2020

Plush Pony

When a girl with a bush sits on your face.

A person who is about to perform oral sex to a woman who has not shave her private parts is being given a Plush Pony.

I leaned forward so much that the stripper was about to give me a Plush Pony.

by The Dirty German November 3, 2010

Pony

The opposite of a War Horse; someone who is small, weak, or acting weak, foolish, booferish, etc.

Bro, don't be such a pony.

by KodyCarter August 26, 2019

Ride That Pony

1) Energetic dance-game (sometimes considered a sexual act) conceived by a group of thespians in a summer acting camp at UC Berkeley. Involves an outer circle of 25-30 people and an inner circle of about 10 people. The dance is started with the counter-clockwise movement of the inner circle, and the singing or yelling of the following lyrics:

"HERE WE GO!
Ride that pony, ride around
That big fat pony
HERE WE GO!
Ride that pony
This is how we do it!"

Following these lyrics the people in the inner circle move to the nearest person on the outer circle and perform a dance facing the person, facing away from the person, and then to the side of the person (sometimes similer to freaking). The lyrics for this part of the dance are as follows:

"Front to front to front, my baby
Back to back to back, my baby,
Side to side to side, my baby,
THIS IS HOW WE DO IT!"

Then the person who has recieved the dance proceeds to the inner circle and restarts the game//dance//sexual act.

Usually participates are very darbee.

"Dude, the closest thing to an orgy we'll ever get here is Ride That Pony. Go with it."

by i.like.cats December 11, 2023

stupid ahh pony game

It is a game called star stable that loves to not care about their players at all, infact its met for "toddlers" and young kids, even though the game has more teenagers and adults bc no toddler will know how to play the game, the game is over priced and way to expensive. They need to care about the bugs and people playing the game

"this is a stupid ahh pony game"

by Gabrielle Anwar November 7, 2022

Celtic Pony

A man of Celtic or Irish decent (usually a ginger) who wishes to be an Italian Stallion without meeting the requirements for such a title.

No, you're not an italian stallion! you're more of a, a celtic pony!

by Lalalaquitia April 18, 2010

Show-pony

Generally taken by women and gay men, always infront of a mirror and generally slightly to the side. Back-leg is hyper-extended, front leg is balanced on tiptoe, head is tilted to the side with. Trying to look casual when infact they've taken 30 shots and deleted 29 already

"Oh my days fam, she's a fucking show-pony"

by monkey_trainer April 1, 2019