evenyardly

short man, with a five inch dick, fat, but we all know where the fat doesnt go!

" ew your wont get sex till your thirty!"

"evenyardly is a pussy! since he has no dick"

by misssamazzing, April 28, 2009

evenmorn

the point in the early morning when you have yet to go to sleep, but it's technically the next day. You don't want to call it the morning, but it's no longer the night, therefore it's the evenmorn.

John: Oh my goodness, it's already four in the morning!!!
Joe: Wow, it still feels like it night.
James: You guys!!! It's the evenmorn!!

by dpwupam November 30, 2011

eveninger

1. an evening newspaper.
2. sex in the evenings.
3. a person who gets active in the evenings.

1. Morningers far exceed eveningers.
2. Have you ever had an eveninger? I think so.
3. Some people are morningers, others are afternooners and still others are eveningers.

by uttam maharjan August 29, 2012

even walls have eyes and ears

(Тайное становитса Ясным in Russian)

an expression meaning

even the best kept of secrets will become known sooner or later

son: dad, how did you know i had bad grades?

father: (roflmao) son, even walls have eyes and ears. You tried burning your report card, but forgot to take the ashes out of the fireplace; put 2 and 2 together, and you get 4, right?. You therefore Have The Right to Remain Silent.

by Sexydimma April 6, 2013

evening socket

A woman who you only have emotionless sex with, and only after 5pm. Usually a woman who may be used briefly for sex after leaving work, but before returning home to your wife, or dog.

Man, fuck Conchita, I'm going to plug the evening socket before I go deal with her.

by The Conflicted German September 23, 2016

Evette renea

Evette renea is a beautiful person inside and out. She's a goddess yet will turn to the devil of you fuck with her or her family! She's one of a kind and mighty fine!

"Look at Evette renea and her fine ass self!!"

by e.v.bby November 14, 2016

evening fart

An evening fart is a silent BUT DEADLY fart that normally happens 10 minutes of eating diner. You will blam friends because the smell is just so deadly, and embarrassing. It is usually warm, and a tiny bit wet, and will make you feel tired, and uncomfortable.

My evening fart was extremely deadly tonight because we had meatballs.

by Jenkintown February 14, 2017