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Coon Eyed Vanilla Milkshake

When a male punches his lover in each eye, giving them two black eyes, and then forcing them to suck his cock until he cums.

Similar to Dirty Panda
I gave Susan the old Coon Eyed Vanilla Milkshake last night after she returned from Arabia.
by SeaBass4 June 12, 2016
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Brown eyed betty

1. A woman or man who is full of shit.
2. Another name for somebody's asshole
1. Wow marys a real brown eyed betty

2. Guy: Hey man I got to see suzys brown eyed betty last night
Guy 2: nice
by Liciousfunk October 4, 2023
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Ei mon

One who is very unique and fun to be with, always concerned, one that you will have unconditional love for.
OMG! Dude you're lucky to have Ei Mon
by deep love December 25, 2016
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Willy the one-eyed wonder weiner

A great youtube-friendly name for a big cock. This great term was made by Chloe Roma. A canadian Males rights advocate, who needs more views. it first appeared in one episode of NO DIQK
Girls who baby trap men get NO willy the one-eyed wonder weiner
by Somebodythatyouneverknew October 3, 2021
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3 Eyed Dildo

The 3 eyed dildo is very expensive if you spent all your money on donating to Belle Delphine's OnlyFans spending almost £40 just to look at naked gamer girl pictures.
Leah: Hey girrrrl, you heard about that 3 Eyed Dildo? I might ask my boyfriend to get me one or i can just take his phone and use his card so he think's he lost his phone and it went under the bed. Well who cares if it's the same as every dildo at least I can show off!
by animelover69drinkinwine September 26, 2020
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Blind-eyed Susan

A person who recently received lasix surgery.
Man, Joey sure is a blind-eyed Susan, kid can’t see shit... for now.
by The guy with the words August 14, 2018
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Rattle-eyed

Can't keep your eyes focused.
Man, I'm so rattle-eyed I can't even focus on my work.
by Rattlesnake246 September 15, 2017
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