agree dude

The guy who shows up in social media threads and tries to play mediator for an original poster who posits something undeniably false, insane, or inflammatory that all other commentators disagree with. Is insufferable in his dedication to the notion of fair-mindedness. He laments about being "exhausted" by all the negativity, but yet still comes to commentate every day because this is the role he wants to play. Likes the Final Fantasy VII Remake, and Aaron Boone, and thinks Jar Jar Binks was misunderstood.

I spotted agree dude saying he likes the 359 new side quests added to "flesh out" the plot of the Final Fantasy VII remake, which now takes 3+ years to play when the original was perfectly paced in the first place.

by Hercules Q. Rockefeller April 15, 2021

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Dante, the gayest man alive, likes dude-fuel in his ass.

Hannah loves Dante's dude-fuel.

Dante wakes up every morning covered in dude-fuel, proceeds to go to the dude-fuel bar for his next fill, then collects dude fuel from all the local homeless men until he passes out in an alleyway after injecting meth-heroin. Rinse (only figuratively) and repeat.

by The Real Grigori Rasputin September 16, 2013

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