Doing The Dale

To continuously stalk a member of the opposite sex whilst posing as a close personal friend and using the aforementioned guise in order to physically touch the subject of the stalking.

Sam: Hey bro have you seen Lewis getting all up on Molly's tits?

Max: Yeah man he's totally Doing The Dale

by Joben Jerrance June 9, 2013

doing a helen

pissing in a stairwell

"she got so drunk she stood in the stairwell and peed down her trousers"

by Caiite June 6, 2005

Doing the Jello

Doin the jello is like no other movement that could possibly be imagined. When you jello, you take both hands and move them up and down with your body following in the same movement. If the dance seems too plain or boring, then you are not doing it correctly.

I went to the club and we were doing the jello.

by Kaylord Hill May 16, 2006

doing it in the kitty butt

v. literally, to have sex with a male or female cat. (see "Jax" or "pussy on the face")

"Oof, that cat's a hotty. I'm gonna do it in the kitty butt."

by LB November 26, 2003

doing it right

what you let someone know when they are messed up or in the process of some form of self induced carnage. getting so wasted that everyone around you has to tip their hat at you. like when you show up to a party and you can't even walk.

no way dude, you're doing it right!

by thatguyovertheresomewhere December 26, 2010

doing an Adam

Looking at breasts, belonging to a female.

1) Oh did you hear about Bob?
2) No, what about him?
1) He was doing an Adam on Katie.

by Dave Barnes April 21, 2006

Doing a Dairy

Whenever a forum thread you've created goes to the dogs, the least painful of solutions is to simply "Do a Dairy."

To attempt this cunning tactic all you need is to up the font size of your post and scream "MODS PLEASE DELETE!" in the vain hope that one of those good for nothing lazy buggers actually pay attention to your pleas as opposed to scoffing at you arrogantly before turning you down.

It's worth a shot.

The technique was first un-successfully attempted by DairyDark Lynx who tactic has since become known as the aforementioned "Doing a Dairy".

"OMG, everyone's laughing at my new thread!!11"
"Do a Dairy man."
"MODS PLEASE DELETE!!"
"Oh gahd, he's really doing a dairy!"

by Mad Major June 22, 2007