bottle bowling

to have a school run event ruined by a few faggots that decide to get totally wasted by bringing alcohol in water bottles.

those girls were carried out of the bathroom after bottle bowling, then the little idiots thought giving them a cheeseburger would solve all.

by iliketrainspurple May 14, 2012

Sushi Bowling

A form of classic 10-pin bowling with an alternate scoring system, whereupon the traditional score is divided by the bowler's height to determine the Sushi Bowling score.

I would have won at regular bowling, but since we were Sushi Bowling, and I'm 10" taller than my opponent, I lost.

by kynamite May 26, 2012

jesus booting it

Going public places barefoot

Are you going to wear shoes?
No, i'm Jesus booting it.

by out4answers August 25, 2013

Rugger Bowling

throwing a drunk, naked rugby player down a table into a stack of cups.

if you don’t think that I’m adding “rugger bowling” to my to-do list, then you don’t know me very well. Thanks, Mark Cuban.

by clahney August 27, 2013

cock bowling

The act of an orgy in which you have one plus sized lady who sits on consecutive penises. A strike is if everybody gets gonorrhea

"Hey Susan, I heard you went cock bowling last week!"
"I totes did Margie, and I bowled a strike!!!"

by Dr. TwoTrees May 3, 2014

student bowling

When the hallways are clogged like a fat man's arteries and nobody will get the fuck out of your way, so you hold a binder or backpack out in front of you and plow through everyone. Sometimes you don't need a binder or backpack, just your own pissed off self.

Friend: How did you get to class so early? Those dipshits are always standing around in the halls like herds of sheep.
Me: I just did a little student bowling.
Friend: Awesome.

by Blitzqueen August 20, 2014

Free Boobing

Absent of brassiere. Can be an expression of pride in perkiness or an excuse not to leave the house.

Damn! That dress looks great - how do you hide your bra lines?
- I'm free boobing, chica, no bra lines for me!

Hey - do you want to come and see my nephew's band play at the community centre?
- Aw, I'm sorry chica, free boobing today, I'm not leaving the house unless the gestapo show up.

by Janofarc May 3, 2016