-1st base

Where you die before the girl evn knows you exist

Liam: dude I just got -1st base\
Tim: so that's why we're in heaven

by i'mtrumpandilovelasagna September 17, 2018

Air Base Hooker

A prostitute, but one who acts with the greater speed, efficiency and warfighting capability one would expect from a prostitute working an installation of the United States Air Force.

Bob: Whoa, that car is really fast!
Jim: Yeah, faster than an air base hooker!

by Air Base Hooker January 18, 2019

Bublé base

When white people have been fucking long enough, they start listening to Micheal Bublé's christmas album together. This is the white girl's way of saying she wants to settle down.

Guy 1: What you up to?
Guy 2: Emily wants to get me in the christmas spirit, she's making me listen to some Bublé.
Guy 1: Damn, she dragged your ass right to the Bublé base.. Run!

by Rando-hobo September 7, 2019

Second Base

also known as Corey Seager.

Second base defined as "I let a man get to Corey Seager on our date last night," -Kennedy

by nut4dgr July 11, 2020

222th base

literally throwing cooked fettuccine at eachother while playing 100 gecs at full volume on Sunday

caden: I got so lucky last night

newt:bbbbroooo 3rd base?!?
caden: no 222th base ;)

newt : you sick bastard

by liberal bug September 8, 2020

42069th base

I know you’ve spent all night looking through base by base till u said let me just skip to 42069 than found this post. well 42069th base is when travel dimensions to the 42069D parrel omnivortexual universe and than fuck a giant octopus God ripping your body to shreds

42069th base
Jean:”how was 49069th base”
Susan:Dead people noises
Jean:”are u sure your alright

by Hippowolf October 19, 2020

5th Base

Bib... bib.

Anais: "Bib"
Everyone else: "Stfu Anais"
Anthony: "Bib"
Everyone else *Cheers*
Random redhead baddie: "Anthony take me to 5th base and call me bib pls"
Anthony: "No bib I only date bibs"

by Jaws on yo Baws March 2, 2021