A misfit who obsesses about drawing dicks on unsuspected victims vehicles. Typically, striking around 12-4am.
by 2009 Cock Bandit Crew October 9, 2017

Somebody who resides in London and likes to take it in the rear. They also tend to go to all boys schools
by Lauren is sexy April 16, 2020

A madlad who hides until the time is right to SWOOSH in and then take the snacks of other people when no one's around.
They cannot be stopped unless they're caught in the action, or you interrogate them.
They cannot be stopped unless they're caught in the action, or you interrogate them.
Alright! who's the damn snack bandit in this house? i put my chips in the container above the microwave and they were suddenly gone this morning! who took them!?
by thextorzhater May 18, 2019

n. That one coworker who pours all but the last half cup of coffee out of the pot, then places it back on the burner so A. It burns up, leaving the entire office smelling of rank ass burnt up coffee or B. The next person who comes along has to brew a fresh pot.
I could tell by the smell of burning ass when I walked in this morning that the Half Cup Bandit had struck again.
by Public Enemy No 1 April 16, 2019

by Dirty Chuck and the Rascals June 16, 2011

by sensei jackie chan September 14, 2025
