Boof Bandit

Someone who steals items from stores by shoving them up their anus.

"Well, we can be Boof Bandits too!" "Oh yeah? Well go boof infront of that cop in the gas station!"

by i just pissed my apants December 18, 2025

Recruitment Bandit

A person who only is here to poach players for their own benefit rather than being genuine.

You are a f*cking Recruitment Bandit. Please leave now.

by Red420eyes January 24, 2025

Bandit

Someone who has autism and is of color that doesn't have a lot of education

I feel bad for Bandit he is very smart

by KrisDayzYT February 14, 2025

Bandit tricking

for the pussies of siege

Im a faggot so I was bandit tricking in siege today

by RiottSky May 25, 2023

Clit bandit

When a friend you trusted fucks your current or ex-girlfriend.

Rick is such a clit bandit he slept with Debra, John's ex-girlfriend.

by Steve3678 May 28, 2023

Closet Bandit

A person who pretends to like the same bands & artists that your friends like just to get accepted into your crowd & mingle with you, but when they are alone, they listen only to their old shameful bullshit music in the closet to avoid embarrassment.

"Cornelius is a Closet Bandit! He pretended to like our favorite bands & dress up cool just to hang with us. He just pretends to like Marilyn Manson. This whole time, he's been flailing his arms and dancing to Peyton Parrish in the closet!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 29, 2023

Bagel bandit

Someone( not Jewish) who attended Jewish services at Fort Benning/Moore during basic training just to get free bagels and cream cheese.

The bagel bandits are back from the service.

by SirSesquatch June 2, 2023