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Recruitment Bandit

A person who only is here to poach players for their own benefit rather than being genuine.
You are a f*cking Recruitment Bandit. Please leave now.
by Red420eyes January 24, 2025
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Bandit

Someone who has autism and is of color that doesn't have a lot of education
I feel bad for Bandit he is very smart
by KrisDayzYT February 14, 2025
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Bandit tricking

for the pussies of siege
Im a faggot so I was bandit tricking in siege today
by RiottSky May 25, 2023
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Clit bandit

When a friend you trusted fucks your current or ex-girlfriend.
Rick is such a clit bandit he slept with Debra, John's ex-girlfriend.
by Steve3678 May 28, 2023
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Closet Bandit

A person who pretends to like the same bands & artists that your friends like just to get accepted into your crowd & mingle with you, but when they are alone, they listen only to their old shameful bullshit music in the closet to avoid embarrassment.
"Cornelius is a Closet Bandit! He pretended to like our favorite bands & dress up cool just to hang with us. He just pretends to like Marilyn Manson. This whole time, he's been flailing his arms and dancing to Peyton Parrish in the closet!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 29, 2023
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Bagel bandit

Someone( not Jewish) who attended Jewish services at Fort Benning/Moore during basic training just to get free bagels and cream cheese.
The bagel bandits are back from the service.
by SirSesquatch June 2, 2023
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Cornhole Bandit

Also known as a Butt Pirate, this type of bandit has un natural affections for another mans cornholio. They put their stick in cornholio and get poop on it. They perform ass widening and shit licking.
Look at that cornhole bandit, he robbed a Limpy Wristed Fag.
by Mr. Homophobia June 6, 2023
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