August 27

National send a nude day. Anyone must send you a nude if you ask for it

Hey I just got 3 nudes from my girl because it’s August 27, national send a nude day

by August 27 August 27, 2019

AUGH

A battle cry used to disorient the attackers, works very well.

brittish person: (running at him with sword)
Scottish person: "AAAAAUUUUUUGH" (jams sword through stomach)

by Patrick October 16, 2004

August 5

National Boyfriend Day Part 1

Treat your boyfriend good on August 5 b*tch

by Someones Father That Left Them August 4, 2021

August 1

This day gays are born but they’ve hot&cute AF probably gonna be famous and rich

Ohhh girl its august 1st are you famous yet

by bhadbadh November 10, 2019

North Augusta

A small town across from Augusta, Georgia. Confusingly enough, it is in South Carolina. Typical boring town. Typical boring people.

Person 1: Do you want to go to North Augusta?

Person 2: Heck no, why would anyone?

by buukieman July 18, 2009

august 23rd

National Sensual Blowjob day.

August 23rd is National Sensual Blowjob day: a day in which all men shall recieve pleasure from their partner by oral favors.

by TheManWithTheDamnPlan August 23, 2018

august 17th

the day you fuck the fucking shit out of your girlfriends asshole

man: wanna try anal

girlfriend: whats today?
man: august 17th

girlfriend: fuck yes

by suck my pene January 17, 2019