Alex(is)

People who are named Alex(is) that don’t text back are HOES also known as hoe billies.

Alex(is) is a hoe billy for not texting back!

by @Narredo June 9, 2018

alex

an extreme douche bag that doesnt deserve to live. avoid at all costs

what a fucking alex

by unicorn666 October 14, 2011

Alex

a cock sucker mother fucker, who lacks any male companionship, is fine sitting in his room alone all day, when his girlfriend is gone home. who is so cheap that he will eat all of his neighbours food, and thinks he gets away with it. sits alone in his room and plays gutair hero bc he has no friends. thinks he can walk into my house and not acknowledge that fact that i am sitting right there. lacks respect for anyone including himself. dont be friends with anyone named alex

"where is my cheese?" ohh wait let me check next door, alex probably took it.

by ihatealex March 8, 2009

alex

Guy with very very small dick, less than 7 inches, and likes to flirt with fat, or extremely ugly girls.

Alex is so ugly no wonder all of his friends are ugly too

by You2323 March 10, 2009

alex

alex- hes guy. hes a nut that likes climbing on roofs and likes licking telophone poles. he also enjoys the saltiness of cream chesse. he likes faggots in the mist. he enjoys watching midgets swinging on tire swings in the jungle, while listening to the sounds of the animals in the mid forests before him.

MEOW MIXXX

alex- hes guy. hes a nut that likes climbing on roofs and likes licking telophone poles. he also enjoys the saltiness of cream chesse. he likes faggots in the mist. he enjoys watching midgets swinging on tire swings in the jungle, while listening to the sounds of the animals in the mid forests before him.

MEOW MIXXX

by meow mix kitty January 7, 2012

alex

tap dances...likes english but not the teacher, likes making definitions for people on urban dictionary, to space or not to space, i have a lot of random things to say but idk if they'd help at all, has the 69th most popular name for babies, had blonde hair as a kid so she highlighted her hair now, has a thing with consistent verb tense.

alex: USE CONSISTEN VERB TENSE, MARY!

by lia dale walker February 4, 2009

alex

A kid with a ridiculiously small penis and cant get a girl cant even get a dick pic from a guy and he needs tweezers to jer off and when he sends dick pics to his sister she thinks its a piece of rice

hey look at that tiny dick oh never mind its alex :)

by jew a2000 September 29, 2017