Arse splinters

Arse splinters. - when you do a fibrous nutty log and it rips on the way out.

I’m never eating pistachios again after the Arse splinters they gave me this morning.

by Jay.Bee December 21, 2023

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dooks arse

To wet the filter of someone elses fag with your lips. Bad shit man.

Watch ma fag man you will dook arse it.

by keithlad December 31, 2004

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Drip arse

Someone who's a complete melt and arsehole. These people are fucking stupid cunts that are complete dickheaded bastards to others.

"OI BARRY YA DRIP ARSE CUNT, YA MADE AH RIGHT MUG OF YAHSELF!"

"SHUT UP PHIL YA DOPEY CUNT, I HOPE YA DIE!"

"THATS A BIT FAR INIT...YA A COMPLETE DRIP ARSE AIN'T YA!"

by BigdickLJ February 13, 2021

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Tight arse

Australian Slang for someone whom is so tight with there money that they argue that they shouldn’t have to be liable for damages they caused.

“Usually if people break something they pay for it”

“I shouldn’t have to”

“Well you’re a tight arse”

by Wellbeing Creater May 1, 2018

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Arse hole

Dolt or group thinker who writes disparaging remarks about Donald Trump. Lacks ability the think critically. Follows the herd off tbe cliff.

The arse hole hated America and moved to Venezuela to enjoy socialism and was eaten by rats while trying to find toilet paper.

by anonymous December 4, 2020

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an arse like a burst orange

The state of one's anus after a particularly heavy night of alcohol and questionable street food.

Alright Danny, how was last night?
Aw man, I'm fucking struggling today. Went for a shite and out came a barrage of fizzy bisto. Honestly, I've got an arse like a burst orange.

by Runstable P. Bagadagger October 15, 2017

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