by Jeffro Honeydew March 8, 2021
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guy: i fucked ur mother
dream stan: i don’t have a mother
guy: well i fucked your father actually
dream stan: …especially not a father
dream stan: i don’t have a mother
guy: well i fucked your father actually
dream stan: …especially not a father
by dight July 17, 2022
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by Betme July 31, 2019
Get the dream world mug.To females, the American Dream is the house with the white fence, the kids, the dogs, and the whole shebang.
To males, the American Dream is having a cool $20mil in the bank; allowing him any kind of lifestyle that he craves.
To males, the American Dream is having a cool $20mil in the bank; allowing him any kind of lifestyle that he craves.
Did you know that Tess married a rich brain surgeon? They live right on the beach in Malibu, and you got to see the blue eyes of her newborn boy. They are living the American dream.
by movazi March 30, 2020
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Get the Dream Cream mug.Dream Cop: A cop that exists in your sick fantasized world. His job is to cock block you so you won't jizz all over the bed or give into corruption of the porn you watched last night.
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Joe got into bed very horny. He was dreaming about the porn star he saw last night and was about to do her in the middle of his fantasized parking lot porn until the Dream Cop busted him. Dammit says Joe I was about to climax until the dream cop busted me!
Joe got into bed very horny. He was dreaming about the porn star he saw last night and was about to do her in the middle of his fantasized parking lot porn until the Dream Cop busted him. Dammit says Joe I was about to climax until the dream cop busted me!
by sdnative5901 May 22, 2016
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