by Rev Dan May 23, 2018
Get the Cats Birthdaymug. A free pass for your parents to act unnecessarily shitty to you, your siblings, and everyone around you. Therefore, making you resent them and making the word "parents" synonyms with "torturers" or "bitches" or "people I fucking hate" :)
For anyone wondering, yes it is my birthday, yes my parents have made is horrible, no I am not suprised. I hope your day is better than mine. Send prayer please.
For anyone wondering, yes it is my birthday, yes my parents have made is horrible, no I am not suprised. I hope your day is better than mine. Send prayer please.
My mother, whom I call Mal, which is short for Malicious, her most obvious trait, hobbled into my room to wake me up the morning of my Birthday, she smelled of Cabernet and evil. The way her voice sounded when she told me Happy Birthday, she sounded as if someone was grabbing her foot from under my bed and forcing her to say it.
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Get the Birthdaymug. by Omosa December 18, 2018
Get the Birthdaymug. A naturally occurring phenomenon on Facebook Walls that happens every Wednesday for an indefinite amount of time. The origin of Birthday Dance is not yet known however scientists are striving to discover it's origins using the Large Hadron-Collider; the world's largest and highest-energy particle accelerator located under the French-Swiss border.
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by Dank Sauce April 7, 2010
Get the Birthday Dancemug. an indivisual who wants somthing on the whole week of there birthday and will use thier birthday to try and get it.
by philosopher 27 October 23, 2009
Get the birthday hypemug. In The Sims, "birthday" signifies a Sim's progression to the next life stage, triggering aging up through interactive steps like blowing out candles on a birthday cake or automatically the day after the actual birthday. Players can use the game's calendar to prepare for birthdays or manually age a Sim up by baking a cake and having them blow out the candles.
Last night in The Sims, I totally forgot it was my Sim's birthday! I had to scramble to bake a cake and get everyone to sing before she aged up. Thankfully, she blew out the candles just in time and entered her teen phase with a new hairstyle!
by Emotional Cruiser October 9, 2025
Get the birthdaymug. .
A Mercury-Pluto link on your birthday means there is a specific path you must follow over the coming year. The nature of that path will be made clear to you over the next few days, so keep your eyes and ears open and be ready to move fast.
by InterpersonalCommunication March 5, 2025
Get the A Mercury-Pluto link on your birthday means there is a specific path you must follow over the coming year. The nature of that path will be made clear to you over the next few days, so keep your eyes and ears open and be ready to move fast.mug.