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Slimy cock

When you stick your penis in a woman’s vagina and cum so many times that when you pull out there is cum all over your penis and pubic hair
Bro last night I stuck I got slimy cock once I pulled out
by Yayeet_biggchungus February 16, 2019
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cock

You probably thought that this was a male organ. But NO it's actually just another word for chicken.
That's a giant cock.
by ityperandomwords January 23, 2023
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Stock cocking

The subtle art of removing things from your online orders to ruin Christmas, birthdays and more by the powers that be because your comedy and comments are too on point, exposing things for what they are eg propaganda, misrepresentation, overrepresentation, cultural machinations on a grand scale or generally being cheeky to your betters.
I had to re-order the three bottles of rum that for some strange reason were removed from my online order despite being in stock, meaning a second and subsequent delivery the following day. I wish big brother would stop stalking and stock cocking me.
by buriedtoodeep November 30, 2022
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pulling your cock

When one plucks another mans chicken with great integrity
Joey: What are you doing?!?!?!
Shane: I’m just pulling your cock
Joey: oh ok
by It’s 4:45 my dudes December 1, 2017
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cock

your mother is a cock
whaaaaa???? a chicken duh
by gregglygreggjeffleygreg November 10, 2022
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kandahar cock wrench

Torture device used in the movie “the dictator
The Kandahar cock wrench is banned because it was deemed to safe in Saudi Arabia
by Tuesyk1 May 27, 2025
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cock bound

to be bound by thy penis. when one is so enchanted by thy cock that they do not want to do anything that shan’t revolve around thy cock. similar to “pussy whipped
by monkeybee23 November 20, 2021
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