poopy cock

cum

israel: I poo'ed and cumed

shondell: ill just shove my cock in your ass

israel: i didnt wipe daddy

shondell; even better now ill have a poopy cock

by CUMM butty July 26, 2022

Slimy cock

When you stick your penis in a woman’s vagina and cum so many times that when you pull out there is cum all over your penis and pubic hair

Bro last night I stuck I got slimy cock once I pulled out

by Yayeet_biggchungus February 16, 2019

Cock Yourself

An insulting statement directed at someone who really just needs to bring harm to themselves by means of the male genitalia. Harms include: dick slapping, cock whacking, penis punching, choking, raw anal penetration, and slitting your throat

"Brad literally cock yourself"
"tf is that"

by Brotha Brad August 30, 2025

snub nosed cock

a dick without foreskin

my parents are jewish so i didn't get a choice on having a snub nosed cock

by Chimpanzee_With_Glock December 20, 2021

Suck My Cock

Your best answer to any politically correct snowflake telling you that you shouldn't do something you like because it's "offensive/problematic". In another words, because it hurts the fee-fees of the said snowflake. An equivalent to the classic "Go fuck yourself".

"By what metric are these things unacceptable? If the metric is 'I don't like them', the answer is 'Suck my cock'. ... Because THAT is the exact same motivation as you saying to other people 'You shouldn't wear Halloween costumes'. The basis is, you saying 'I don't like it' and my basis for saying you to 'Suck my cock' is 'I DO like it', both of those just based on what we fucking feel like."

— Sargon of Akkad, regarding Netflix's infamous series known as "Dear White People".

by Ravaging Madman March 5, 2017

cock

You probably thought that this was a male organ. But NO it's actually just another word for chicken.

That's a giant cock.

by ityperandomwords January 23, 2023

Mathew's Cock

An astronomical cock, that can take your breath in a heart beat. Your vagina and legs will shake harder then Worlds Trade Center on September 11 2001.

You better watch out for the ol' mathew's cock

by xdcreamed October 16, 2020