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Obama balls

The smooth and perfect balls of the man that appears to have no surname.
i think im addicted to watching Obama balls torture vids
by Castery July 29, 2021
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Bitch Balls

Audacity, as viewed by a feminist woman. A man who degrades women without shame and is being a bitch but cannot be called a bitch because the word bitch by itself is for females. Women Unite.
Can you believe the bitch balls on that dude... wanting anal on a first date?
by peterpene November 16, 2011
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Monkey Balls

Things you put in your ass aka some hot monkey balls
by EvansPatrol November 29, 2021
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A 6-minute long song 'bout a guy going on a trip with his family to, you guessed it: The Biggest Ball of Twine In Minnesota. From the soundtrack album 'UHF', made in 1989. UHF (1989) is also a movie you can watch on Tubi, or something, but one thing to note is, this song isn't ever used in the movie, ever. Of course, made by the legendary "Weird Al" Yankovic.

Or, y'know, the actual Ball of Twine In Minnesota. Located at 1st St, Darwin, MN 55324, United States. Made up by baler twine, Francis A. Johnson began rolling the ball back in 1950, and wrapped it for four hours daily for 29 years.
Dude 1: Yo, Dude, you ever heard about The Biggest Ball of Twine In Minnesota?
Dude 2: You mean the song or the actual ball, Dude?
Dude 1: I don't know, Man.
Man: Well, that's Weird.
"Weird Al" Yankovic: Well, I had two weeks of vacation time coming...
Dude 1 and 2, Man: HOLY FUCK! IT'S "WEIRD AL"!
by weird al yankovic fan number f November 9, 2025
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Ball Shacker

A ball shacker is someone who shacks balls. They are brave, ballsy individuals, who shoots out ballsy remarks wherever they so choose, to whomever they so choose. AKA, one who is nardsy. The verb form of this word, is 'ball shackin'.

Note: you may, and it is recommended that, you elect someone amongst your group of friends to be the king of ball shackin'ry.
1.' Wow.. did you hear what she just said?! What a ball shacker!"

2. She was ball shackin all through the town.

3. In his spare time, he enjoyed ball shackin around the internet.

4. He's probably the coolest, most ball-shackin' person I know!
by bam_0418 February 12, 2010
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Jirka’s Ball Method

When you rest one of your balls on the neck of the bottle and create underpressure inside by heating it with a lighter.
Broo Jirka’s ball method just made me cum
by GeorgeCummington March 23, 2025
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balls

by Jlithr33 November 18, 2021
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